Kenosha News Now!


 

A recently transplanted Pennsylvania man saved Christmas for dozens of Kenosha, WI elementary students by pulling off a valiant Santa impression.  Doctors appeared alarmed by the sudden cardio vascular growth seen in the good Samaritan immediately following the praise of his peers.

 

In other news…

Doctors puzzled by recent findings that suggest hunger may play a role in pizza’s reading abilities.

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